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by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025
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Matthew

The light of hope in your desolate life. Really ravenous for some dih
Yo, I really have a longing for some Matthew rn
Without Matthew I would be disconsolate
by Fallstar January 16, 2026
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Matthew

Someone who is important to their job, to the extent that their workplace would not function without them.
After making it to the Stanley Cup finals 3 years in a row since Matthew Tkachuk was traded to the team, the Florida Panthers are barely clinging to a wildcard spot after Tkachuk was out with an injury for most of the season. He's a real Matthew.
by Winnie Roo February 21, 2026
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Matthew

Bro who ate all the cake?? Oh, it was probably Matthew.
by user5676767 March 13, 2026
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Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers
Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first
by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025
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Matthew

look at that kanker matthew ova there
by HornyHogrider69 June 6, 2025
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Matthew

A fucking fat ass who sits at his computer all day and uses his twin for clout
Ugh our discord mod is matthew?
by Obamni July 6, 2025
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