Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

mad tortoise

Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.

Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.

by bobby_the_builder July 30, 2021

Mad paper

A large quantity of funds.

"Yo, you hear Jamal on 19th Street is making some mad paper, B."

by RoundenBrown July 17, 2018

Doing a madness.

Using ones sheer power of will to do something amazing nobody ever thought they could do.

That boy is doing a madness.

That boy was brought here to do a madness.

by RSlee September 18, 2022

mad one

someone who acts extremly crazy for attention

person 1:Your mum's a mad one

person 2:get out

by 250107 March 16, 2022

mad foo

when someone is so lame / pathetic / such a party pooper, that they’re mad foo.

*posts a video of a guy tying their hair into a bun*
“yo can you not post that i didn’t give you permission”
“you’re mad foo”

by theharshreality December 20, 2017

mad bean

A mad bean is a person who is doing something particularly stupid but also funny

woah rodger just jumped off a house roof with fairy wings on... what a mad bean!

by mad bean creator April 8, 2019