Denim Lickers

Only the best Kickball team you’ll face on a Friday night

Bryce: who are we playing next week
Alex: oh no…
Bryce: Oh god, no not the Denim Lickers

by PASTEP June 6, 2025

bumper licker

BUMPER LICKER!!

Lick my bumper

Licking ass
Parking too close

BUMPER LICKER!!

Lick my bumper!!’

by anonymous March 10, 2023

suit licker

A boot licker for corporations

"So what if Amazon pays $0 in taxes? They give people jobs! Their employeeseven get a WHOLE thirty-second pee break once a day!"

"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."

by The dinglebop July 24, 2020

cleat licker

Someone who sleeps with Baseball players

Watch out for the cleat lickers lining up.

by ChKinks October 4, 2023

Dick Licker

A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.

"Hey you Dick Licker, quit crying and get to work!"

by B1992 June 29, 2016

soup licker

A weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup

Tyrone: Hey bro you got soup
Jamal: Yea bro want some
Tyrone: Yea I wanna lick some
Jamal: Bro no that’s fucking weird

Tyrone: no! It’s not

Jamal: soup licker :you’re a weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup

Tyrone: fuck you

Jamal: go fuck your soup

by Addy dumick December 19, 2020

big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx

a big guacamoly meat stick lick licker maxx is a person who cant stop licking people. commonly used in north american parts of the world

"yo my homie big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx trace is always licking peoples meat".
"damn homie thas crazy twin"

by ni double g a June 20, 2025