A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states
1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a
Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
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"I didn't realise Adam was a lawyer."
"He isn't. He just got sued. Suddenly he's Justinian."
"Ah, another Law Cadet!. Great!"
"He isn't. He just got sued. Suddenly he's Justinian."
"Ah, another Law Cadet!. Great!"
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Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
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Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians
Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians
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Get the Gynters Law mug.A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not
Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.
Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?
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Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?
Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.
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