anal cock lick

licking an shit covered penis after insertion into the colon

i anal cock licked your mom last night

by dansex69 August 07, 2006

Window Licking Retard

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.

Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!

by Jon (943) July 11, 2008

Licks the lid of life

Saying on a muller advert...

But.

Is also used as a saying for a lesbian, or male who enjoys giving oral sex to a female.

"Yep. She defently licks the lid of life."

"Get any lid licking last night mate?"

by Yer a pure babe! March 02, 2008

letting the dog lick it

Sitting around doing nothing. Implies having put peanut butter or other tasty treat onto one's genitalia and having a house pet lick it off.

"Hey Fred, what's kickin'?"
"Not much bro, just letting the dog lick it."

by Sir the Diz January 09, 2008

lick me inappropriately

usually yelled randomly in a large public setting to draw attention or to cause a random awkward silence.

*tom tries his luck at the claw machine

*he doesn't win

*he feels that he needs to express his rage in an unorthodox manner

tom- "LICK ME INAPPROPRIATELY"

by max Mart January 04, 2008

lick you out

When a man gives a woman through oral sex.

Man - "wow, what a (Blow job)!"
Woman - "Now its your turn to lick me out"
Man - "Sure I'll lick you out!"

by I am feeling like a kinky fuck January 09, 2012

lick the bacon strip

To perform oral sex on your gals fajita

ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!

Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!

by M.D.L (Muff Diving Lord) May 14, 2004