Knob top

Man-bun participators. Very unattractive emasculating creatures

Get your hipster Knob Top friends out of here

by ShameDoe October 2, 2016

Knobhead

A Liverpool fan who cries every time anybody makes fun of there team and then fans think they're models but really they are ugly twats.

Liverpool fan: were are going to win the league and now your going to believe us now your going to believe us now your going believe us were going to win the league

Me: yh and pigs may fly Liverpool fans are knobheads

Liverpool: oh shut up you manc cunt 5 times mk Dons

by Unknownguy12345645 December 25, 2016

Knob jockey

A person who is so damn stupid that they like to get on peoples nerves

Stop causing me so much grief you knob jockey

by Mumbum April 22, 2018

Knob

Some situation or someone that is a little bit sh** or sh** out of luck. Buy we or they keep persevering making the overall assessment of the situation or person rather positive overall. Usually used as an endearing term for a friend who screws up a little or makes a faux paz or whatever.

Hey the boss' son called. He's coming in at 9:30 this morning.
Oh knobs I was supposed to finish his report.

Why what happened. I thought you were on top of that.

No, I fell asleep! And when I woke up my hand was still holding my half full cup of coffee.
You knob! You shouldn't have switched to decaf.
I know. Sucks being me right now.

by Dave Shay September 11, 2019

Knobbing

Knobbing is the post-coital activity of eating a doorknob. However this is only performed after anal sex. Partakers in this activity are called "Knobbers." Knobbing is best known for the excerpt of the underground Guniean porn video "KNOBBERS BE CRAZY," in which said clip showcases the leading male, Ibrahima Kowolai, partaking in the post-coital activity.

"Dude, I had a rough night of Knobbing yesterday..."

by _Dolos_ September 17, 2021

Knob cheese

Cheese that some people might enjoy on toast or crackers it is organic cheese and smells a bit off but is enjoyed by CERTAIN people.

“Putting knob cheese on my nanas crackers (PRANK GONE WRONG)

by Margo! March 2, 2022

needle knob

very small nipples and breast aka none at all .

"damn dat bitch is so flat chest she got dem needle knobs"

by alicia jackson May 13, 2005