when your girl is giving you head you shit in your hand and spread it all over her head and make it black and smooth
james was in the bath room at a car dealer getting a micheal jordan after he bought a car.....kind of like a thank u mj
by james gardiner January 29, 2008
Get the micheal jordanmug. to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better
1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
by Harry Doerr June 20, 2008
Get the michael jordanmug. A show on A&E about a female medical examiner in Boston, her name is Jordan Cavanah. Garrett, her boss, is a raging alcholic fatherly like figure to Jordan. Jordan Cavanah farts directly into her own vagina.
Me: Hey mom, watcha' watchin'?
Mom: Crossing Jordan.
Me: Why? All she does is fart directly into her vagina the whole fucking show aka bitch has a smelly fart pussy.
Mom: Crossing Jordan.
Me: Why? All she does is fart directly into her vagina the whole fucking show aka bitch has a smelly fart pussy.
by The Blazin' AZN April 2, 2009
Get the Crossing Jordanmug. Perhaps the most strictly Mormon city in the world, free time is spent praying, attending religous services, polishing one's horns and engaging in intercourse with one's multiple wives. Common occupations include farmer and church-goer.
As a respectable man of the South Jordan community, I spent the night at home asking God for a new TV and nailing wives one through ten.
by CaptainRussia May 22, 2011
Get the South Jordanmug. The most overrated athlete in modern history. Selfish, concerned only with scoring titles, willing to win if it didn't interfere with his personal glory.
Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.
Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.
by William Wordsworthless July 26, 2005
Get the michael jordanmug. by badman777 September 9, 2010
Get the Jordan Powellmug. by swagmasterprime October 21, 2011
Get the Jordan Yorkmug.