Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.

JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!

by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022

johnny short

English slang, the practice of trying to pay less than agreed, or trying not to pay at all.

'when it comes time to pay they be doing a johnny short'

by KooKaaPie January 27, 2007

johnny

that one guy that made amber heard look dumb as fuck or known as jack sparrow

ohh Amber dont make me get johnny again

by -939432johnny March 7, 2023

Johnny Manzel

A very talented football player that was chosen to the Titans in the 2015 NFL Draft. Johnny is a name of people with very athletic abilities. Everyone needs a Johnny in there life

Hey have you seen Johny Manzel he is a football animal. He went to the Titans. What a pick. Johnny Manzel

by alexs09 May 15, 2015

johnny williams

johnny williams is a great guy who can be trusted with ones life
eager for revenge if betrayed he will attempt to make ur life hell
normally depressed will act happy for friends sake

like a dog if treated well he will follow u to the end

(will almost always be singe

johnny williams amazing

by n cn cj c November 22, 2021

johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 18, 2011