Jimmy Glass

Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.

Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.

by MrAubergine March 11, 2010

german jimmy

The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.

"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."

by Big wiener October 11, 2013

Jimmy Choo

To dump or move on as in reference to a lover. To break up or end a relationship. Same as a "Dear John Letter"

Nancy really pissed me off so I gave her the Jimmy Choo.

by Sally & Marvin May 2, 2007

Jimmy Carter

The vanilla Obama.

Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter

by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017

jimmy joint

Further describes the NYC 70's term "joint" which described anything that was really happening or cool, making it even more happening or ultra cool.

Word - it was the jimmy joint!

by Blue eyed soul brother December 10, 2010

Jimmy Carter

A dickwad douchebag who completely ruins a Nation!

Jimmy Carters Speech:

I want to make the whole Unites States Of America to be a Nation filled with bastards just like me.

by *...Nukin...* October 2, 2007

the jimmy funk

say you got got the shimmy and the shakes and you don't know why. You may be a victem of ... The jimmy funk. This is an odd condition where ones body is imbued with pure funk at its jimmiest. This can result in odd behaviour such as unsolisited dancing and or a wicked bad album. You never know if it'll get you next.

Holy shit I just felt a funk.
Was it kinda jimmy?
I think it was.
You just got the jimmy funk.
Oh.
No what?
I have an a ensatiable desire for some cherry pie.
Now that funk is jimmy.

by Miles Forrester December 29, 2004