Jew Lizard

A race of Jewish Lizard people who live underground and secretly control the Government's of the world.

I saw a Jew Lizard the other day.

by They are out there. June 15, 2013

Jew Gas

In Call of Duty: Black Ops, when someone uses the Nova Gas grenade.

He got the final kill cam by using Jew Gas.

Watch out, he threw Jew Gas in the room!

by Lord Maher 13 March 09, 2011

jew-spring

The offspring of a Jewish couple. The jew-spring hatch from large black eggs ("jew eggs") and closely resemble giant rats, the only differences being their curly sideburns and an abundance of dispoasable income

Carl Allinson from Norton in Teesside (England) is an example of Jew-spring. The egg he hatched from was so large it drove his mother insane during birth and she is now totally off it

by sean mcghee February 01, 2009

jew candy

money for te jews.
- greg scully

do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!

by gergandrach June 06, 2009

jew stick

its a tampon; you know what they're used for.

damn i started my period. i need a jew stick.

by ronaldrump June 18, 2008

Jewing Out

A person of dirty origins who steals the fun/excitement or money from a situation or destroys the fun of others in a jewish manner.

Often associated with people named with anything similar to berg, stein, gold, wealth or combinations of said words

mary: Man, kyle goldsteinbergenwealth is such a jew.

mike: yeah i can't believe he kept my change after i bought him a milkshake.

mary: he's totally jewing out

rob: stupid jew, get back in your oven.

by acronym sonoon July 15, 2011

Jew-ash

A really cool way to say Jewish. It will soon replace the traditional Jewish in all media, print materials, adn in other zoom ways.

Non-Jewish person: You're Jew-ash.
Jewish person: That's a cool way to say Jewish man.

by soupnazi710 August 04, 2005