Jessika

Jessika is the epitome of perfection, she is the best thing that will ever happen in your life. If you ever have the blessed priveledge of meeting such a Jessika then your will be complete...

-I met Jessika today and my life changed, she's amazing.
-Wow i need to meet Jessika.....

by Like-a-boss July 22, 2010

Jesenia

A unique, intelligent, yet somewhat peculiar girl. She has a hard time being completely understood but she always has an easy time getting along with others.

That girl loves Kicks AND loves being a fulltime nerd, she's a Jesenia.

by jesgonecrazy August 16, 2009

jester

a fool. a joker. a clown. an entertainer that dances and/or tells jokes. (usually for kings)

1.the 2/4 jokers in a deck of cards.
2.a male person in silly attire performing for the king's entertainment
3.people in "Jackass". (a show for the mentally insane)

by david lui July 12, 2005

Jesus Shit

When you take a shit that is wet enough that it easily slides out your ass but hard enough that it leaves no residue, so the person doesn't have to wipe their ass.

"Jesus shits are hard to get" said James.

by me1342 July 11, 2006

Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross

Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".

"Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross, this carrot cake has semen in it!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Jessica Leccia

Jessica Leccia is an actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Natalia Rivera on the daytime drama "Guiding Light" and as one half of the soap supercouple known as Otalia (a combination of the names Olivia and Natalia).

Jessica will be playing the character of Ani opposite Crystal Chappell in the new web-based show Venice.

"Jessica Leccia is beautiful and has fantastic dimples."

"I thought Jessica Leccia was incredible on the show today. I love her as Natalia Rivera!"

by qqsuited August 26, 2009

straight for Jesus

A very Christian man that has chosen to ignore his natural instincts and try to make a life with a female because of his belief that homosexuality is wrong.

Scott is straight for Jesus. He clearly is gay and checks me out all the time.

by Christopher J. Smith September 1, 2007