samuel l jackson

a black, bad-ass nigga in nearly every movie

Did you here if that new movie was good or not?

not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass

by pirate-ninja of death October 16, 2006

jacksonville

This city is known for its shitty food, hotels, people, water, night life and "transit system"!!! this city is so lame i have seen manitees commit suicide in it . the jaguires are the only half decent thing about this city and they suck to. besides jaguires are indiginous to south america where the fuck do they get off??!!! PlEASE JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST JACKSONVILLE. never go there under any circumstances. if your job tries to send you to a confrence there; quit. if your spouse recomends you go on vacation there; resort to violence. if you have already been there and would like to forget any memories about it.. consider heavy drug use.

I once spent a short time in jacksonville.......Now i cut myself. Enough said!

by Jake1 December 9, 2008

Stonewall Jackson

When a girl sexually teases you but doesn't end up following through.

John: I fingerbanged her, but when I went to give her the old 1-2, she was being a Stonewall Jackson.

Mike: Oh.

by stumperfluff July 7, 2010

Latoya Jackson

LaToya Jackson is the world famous singing icon, brother & sister of lesser known singers Michael, Janet & Rebbie. LaToya has survived 25 years in the business and is still going strong when she releases her 11th album "Startin' Over" in 2005. (Hopely)
LaToya is very popular with the Kylie Minogue fans and is even more popular at the Kylie Minogue fan board "SayHey.co.uk" some say even more than Kylie herself! Kylie is even a fan herself.

Sayhey Queen Who Lacks Taste: Oh no not LaToya!
Toy Soldier (LaToya fans nickname for themselves): LaToya rocks!!
Sayhey with music taste: Yes I have to agree.

by Toy Soldier August 27, 2005

Aiden Jackson

a fucking fagbag whos nickname is asian aiden he also has a black belt and likes to karate kick dom gray in the nutsack on occasion

WATCH OUT FOR AIDEN JACKSONS FUCKING KARATE KICK CHIGGA

by niggafaggotjackson June 1, 2018

Jackson Pollock

To vomit. Named after the expressionist painter whose works look rather like multi-coloured spew. Used in Red Dwarf by Kryten.

I think I feel a Jackson Pollock coming on - Kryten, Red Dwarf.

by steve2977 November 17, 2006

dirty Jackson

1.The act of masturbating with a twenty dollar bill (President Jackson's face is on the $20 bill).

2. A cheap blow job done by a disease-ridden hooker.

3. An anal sex technique in which the man pulls globs of shit out of his partner's ass and then smears it on the partner's back.

I try not to do the dirty Jackson because it either hurts my dick (1), gives me the clap (2), or makes me puke on my girl's back (3).

by wagamuffin August 20, 2009