j-baued

came from jack bauer, the main character on the hit show 24. a common, slang term used to describe when someone is drunk/intoxicated. no one is too sure how this term came about.

i'm so j-baued right now i can hardly stand!

by mcguffles September 1, 2008

J-Train

To Inflict much pain on another peer for cock-blocking you. Usally done in the form of a tackle or smack.

"This guy is taking my ladies i may have to bring the J-Train"

by Tin2100 June 7, 2007

J-Wipe

Someone that has been embarrassed or proved wrong in a situation.

Kyle is a J-Wipe because he thought two plus two equals twenty two, everyone knows it equals four.

by Aaron Suber January 4, 2008

j nigga

J nigga that boy from da hood dat aint nobody tryna fuck cause he beats the fucken absolute shit out of anyone gets in his way( or some people justin call him justin Gomez)

Yooooo have you seen j nigga around i heard he was gonna fuck up this one kid named christian

by Chickenman805 May 21, 2018

Junkie, "J"

1.a person who is not good looking
2. a person who looks poor and like he/she is on drugs
3. someone who is wack

A really wack guy approaches you and you are like, "Man he's a damn J."

by sapphire November 21, 2003

J-Tizzy

How u feel in between multiple orgasms...Jonesin for next one coming, while totally in shock from previous one... a J-Tizzy.

She was in such a J-Tizzy, she forgot her own name.

by OneSpecialK September 22, 2016

j-cat

A psychotic breakdown.

anymore of this and im going to go j-cat.

by homerower April 28, 2006