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waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
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Iron

The worst rank in League of Legends often used as an insult to state someone is bad at the game
Bad player: Bro that champion is OP!!!!!!!!!!
Smart player: You just dont know how to play against it iron XD
by lol123246 June 22, 2023
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Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!
Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond
by MylesFromTomorrowland June 17, 2022
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Under the Iron

To be stressed, pressed or unhappy about something!
After working a 12 hour shift, Katie was exhausted and under the iron
by HashTag Coolman December 28, 2024
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Chic Ironic

A term used by the everyday Joe to describe something that is outrageously pretentious, in a way that pretentious people would stupidly see as a compliment. Basically, anything in the art world.
Gentleman 1: Oh that is rather dashing, this piece of ribbon. What a piece of art.
Dude 1: Yes Sir. That is very uh... chic ironic. Yes.
by The One and Only Count October 1, 2018
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Ironic Turnaround

1) The moment in which a satirical commentary on a trend becomes the normative part of a culture.
2) When a meme becomes popular.
1) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when lobsters, which once were fed to prisoners, became a delicasse.
2) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when VSCO girls get mocked and the imitation becomes the normie interaction.
by Davidium August 29, 2019
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Iron Maiden

The BEST band to ever exist. God's favorite band is Iron Maiden
dude 1: Hey man, wanna listen to some Iron Maiden?
dude 2: FUCK YEAH!!! IRON MAIDEN IS THE MOST KICKASS BAND TO EXIST!!
by brettecusmaximus August 13, 2023
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