ironic

A very common misspelling/mispronunciation of "moronic".

"I watch the Twilight movies ironically."
"You mean moronically."

by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017

Iron man

Fatal masturbicide by fall

I'm going to have to do an Iron man for not getting laid before 20

by ironmaiden7 August 4, 2022

Iron Curtain

The "Wall" of Iron Balloons sent out mid-game while playing the iphone game "Balloons Tower Defense Battles." It is unavoidable. It is defeat.

God damnit. He just used the Iron Curtain again.

by UrbanDictionaryOfficial3 April 28, 2015

The Iron Lady

To perform cunnilingus on a woman, that is being visited by Aunt Flo

Bruv, even though it was that time of the month.. I still gave her the iron lady

by honourme April 3, 2021

Iron distribute

Iron Distribute; distribute: taken from the Myiasis dictionary meaning at the point of male ejaculation where in the male spreads semen on another person, place or thing.

#person1Hey man, you really iron distributed all over her, she is so saturated, it dripping all over....
#person2- it's not my fault shes iron deficient

by iDerp2 September 26, 2021

Post-Ironic Sinceritism

The act of phenomena of when you use a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.

"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is called Post-Ironic Sinceritism"

by Delete_Repeat April 10, 2024

Tiny iron

A very small but a very hard penis.

"Eh, I guess I can ride that it's a tiny iron."

by Quandale jigglenut June 24, 2022