Self ass smack

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict
by sir moron da great April 05, 2021
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self-pleasuring hybrid

A self-charging hybrid, an invention of the automotive industry to fool wannabe greens that they are making a difference to climate change
Rex thought his new car was a game-changer, when it was simply a gas powered self-pleasuring hybrid
by Limbic Candy September 15, 2020
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self eating watermelon

A process or organization with little value or function other than to support its own existence. Similar to a self licking ice-cream cone (see spinnish )
The Orlando Expressway Authority's advertising budget just goes to prove what a self eating watermelon it's become
by jondrew December 12, 2010
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low self-esteem

self esteem is how u feel about urself. low self-esteem is when u dont like urself, or u feel bad about urself.
thats one reason ppl make fun of other ppl, b/c they have low self-esteem
many shy ppl can have low self-esteem; thus that can be a reason why they're so shy.
some ppl make fun of certain ppl and mess with them a lot, b/c they have low-self esteem..b/c they feel bad about themselves, or they have something they dont like about themselves, so they make fun of someone and when they get other ppl laughing they feel better about themselves, or they feel good that they got something out of that person.
by c_tina August 24, 2008
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Shameless Self Promotion

A individual that doesn't give a rat's crap about what other people think of them promoting themselves. They conststantly post about their abilities, skills, or business on a regular basis on all forms of media.
Lee is now using scheduling apps to promote his company. He feel behind on his shameless self promotion self promotion post because he was in back to back meeting with paying clients.
by The Wade Effect May 04, 2016
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self-righteous hypocrite

A shitty person who actually believes they’ve done No wrong, and any/all problems in their life stem from other people. They’re always in the right, and can act however they want, while everyone else has to abide by their beliefs
Tia is such a self-righteous hypocrite, she called me a drug addict while she was standing in a corner talking to herself, tweeked out on molly.
by HJD3 November 05, 2019
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