Ian Wheeler

Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.

Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".

Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.

He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?

Zara: Ian Wheeler, will you marry me?

by Wickedia November 19, 2018

IAN

Has a massive fuckin cock

Damn look its ian bet he has a massive cock

by Big pkog November 21, 2021

Chrome-ian

google chrome slang

That new browser from Google is going to own IE...if only the CHROME-IAN "sad-tabs" would go away!

by The Online Mint October 23, 2008

Ian Gregory Behind The Back

When Mr. Ian Gregory fucked Miss Maddie Watters from behind and posted it on his Snapchat story.

Bro that’s some Ian Gregory behind the back type stuff.

by JoRamLovesMexicans September 26, 2022

Ian

A big black nigga that will chase you with a sharp object

THIS MAN IS PULLING AN IAN

by hufflepufflen September 27, 2022

Ian

Big dick

Ian has a big juicy cock with ice cream on top :)

by Ian has big cock November 21, 2021

Ian

Talks a good game but never does anything

We could invite Matt over tonight? Yea we could but he probably wouldn’t show, he’s such an Ian!

by TashPope March 11, 2022