Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

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Love hurt

When you like too many people at once and you can’t decide but it ends up with no one liking you and then they like your best friend and then you are lonely forever.

Damn I’m so love hurt

Wow I’m so bad at this send help

by Anne one won’t two... December 21, 2020

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Butt hurt

When someone gets offended over the smallest things like the fucking snowflake they are.

Mike got butt hurt when Joshua stole his bitch

by Gay jew lolol February 5, 2021

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Ass hurt

Anyone who says im special fell sorry for me or dont say that im offended or thats a hate crime.

Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.

by Goto1134 March 2, 2021

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Nut hurt

When you get bit by a bug on your nuts

Yo the mosquitos are so bad I got nut hurt!

by Aus_square October 1, 2021

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life hurts

A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.

Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."

by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021

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