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handstand

the act of going into a handstand and whilst in the handstand you give a man a blowjob often used by people with bad knees probably from giving regular blow jobs...only for the most skilled. also when giving a handstand bj the cum with shoot out the girls nose like milk.
dude i heard gabby gave todd a handstand all night til he blew in her mouth and it came out of her nose.
by awesome-o 3000909090909 August 26, 2010
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hands free

Slang. Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves.

Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.

The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!
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Man that Penelope is hands free. I was on the bus the other day and she was there chewing her hand and talking to herself.

Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree. Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself.
by stuntedmonk January 14, 2008
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hands free

the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.
by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003
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handsomidity

the awesome aura surrounding great-looking, sophisticated, outrageously sexy guys who are out with their hella hot wife, causes all those around them to start gawking at them, jaws open and forget whatever it was they were doing until the two of them leave the room!
"Why are all those people staring at us, my hunka burnin' luv?"

"It must be my handsomidity, wink, wink."
by hellahot April 11, 2010
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handsomesaurus rex

A funny way of saying a male is very good-looking.

This needs to be approved because it will cause a ripple effect of greatness. Just watch. Jesus himself will come down & give everyone high fives & unicorns will no longer be invisible. Etc.
OMG, did you see the size of that bulge in his pants? He is such a handsomesaurus rex!
by fuchsiaroses November 29, 2010
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Handsome Jim

Obtusfation related to highly qualified data driven scruffy yet amiable medical device engineers.
Next is a brief Handsome Jim technical overview on the promotion of intrinsic conduction.
by Iwannabelikericky May 13, 2011
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Handsame

A fuck-ass pretty boy, who gets laid quite frequently, but has looked the same since like 7th grade.
My little nephew is handsame as fuck.

That little ass handsame nigga.
by Jruss1000 April 17, 2014
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