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Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark
Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.
by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025
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Greater Existence Cycle

A catchall terminology for the idea that you continue to exist as yourself beyond your death, through some either ascendence or metamorphosis of form.

This encompasses ideas such as Heaven, Hell, Spirits, Reincarnation, Nirvana, and other forms. Essentially, if you, the person, the ego, continue to exist after your own death.

This does not encompass things like your legacy or your will, as those are tangible actions that follow material cause and effect, rather than an abstract conceptual existence.
Gerard: "Hey man, wanna go ghost hunting with me?"

Davis: "Nah, I don't believe in any Greater Existence Cycle (G.E.C)"

Gerard: "That is why we need you, to be the skeptic on our team, as the one person who believes it is all over, man!"
by Generally Ginger January 19, 2025
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grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!
When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025
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Grease Swap

To swap the poop grease of one's asshole with the asshole grease of another by scissoring each others o-rings together
"Let's lock these buttholes together and grease swap!". Can also be used as "Let's lock these buttholes together and swap some grease!"
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Greater Good

There is nothing good about your Jewish incest cult and you are less than I am.
Hym "There is no greater good. You are a news shill. He is a charlatan. I am the creator of AI. If you are benefitting from what is happening here... You are doing it FOR THAT REASON... And no other reason. You are the lesser of two evils and by that I mean YOU ARE LESSER and you are evil. And you demonstrate the falsehood of your Jewish incest cult with every breath that you take."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2025
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Greaseshot

When you and your partner rub bacon grease onto each other and the male ejaculates a thick greasy substance onto the partner and licks it off her
I hit my girl with the greaseshot combo she loved me
by Thetroy420 April 29, 2025
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Grease

To completely copy someone else’s homework without shame.
Yo is there any way I can grease the Mechanical Analysis homework off you?
by Rat Tort January 31, 2026
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