goggler

someone with an abundance of goggles in the cupboard under the stairs

haha look a that fool with all those goggles. gogglers r freeks

by billybob January 3, 2004

texas eye goggler

A sex maneuver where a male places one of testicles in each of his mates eye sockets and bounces up and down repeatedly.

Joe squished his one of his nuts while giving Shauna the Texas Eye Goggler.

by j0h December 21, 2007

giggle goo

also know as sperm or man chowder

dude i was gonna giggle goo all over her face

by weinerlover November 9, 2006

Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009

Persian Sand Goggles

The act of a male getting a blow job from a female. The male is standing over her with his Penis in her mouth. With each ball on an eye of the females face. Thus, Persian Sand Goggles.

Jenny: So I was with Rob last night& he asked me to give him head.

Michelle: Did he let you wear the Persian Sand Goggles?!

by Paigema July 24, 2011

White Goggles

when you masturbate and you look down at the last second and bust your load all over your own face.

i put on my white goggles daily because i hear sperm n semen have good nutrients for the eyes.

by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011

Clout goggles

Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.

Dis girl be blocking out dem haters with her clout goggles.

by @lep0rdgeck0 November 23, 2018