giving birth

when a guy needs to shit bad and has poop contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other

i need to go home and give birth

by dexter delay February 4, 2003

Give Face

To perform cunnilingus. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Tony tried to give face to Tonya, but she was surfing the crimson tide.

by Okuma July 5, 2011

Give me 115

When you're fingering a girl and you go in with one finger, then out. Then in with one finger, then out. Then you shove all 5 fingers or your fist into her.

Girl: "Oh yeah...give me 115!"

by Doctor Jettest September 10, 2011

I could give two shits

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.

Jerome: I could give two shits.
Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.
Jerome: What?

by Titmaster1233 April 1, 2009

i could give two shits

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"

Synonymous with "I don't care.:

"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"

by smartman418 November 9, 2011

giving me the gears

To harass, annoy or throttle someone - similar to giving someone shit or just bothering the living hell out of them.

Ramon has a bad habit of always giving me the gears.

by KImCobain March 3, 2015

Give you some color to see see

Popular Chinese phrase to scare people, "Give you some color to see see" means I will teach you a lesson .

I: What the fuck you doing
K: Stupid bitch fuck you I will give you some color to see see

by not good at english October 12, 2017