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Greasy Grafton

A nickname for the city of Grafton, Wisconsin because of it's overall shittyness. They call themselves the "heart of Ozaukee county", when everyone knows it is the septic tank of Ozaukee county. Called greasy because not only do they suck, but its inhabitants all smell bad and are greasy.
Guy 1-"Hey I live in Grafton"

Guy 2-"Greasy Grafton, haha"

Chant: "Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton!"
by bulldog20101234 July 23, 2010
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greasetrap

The vagina.
Alison and I were going to make pancakes but she said we didn't have any batter. I told her to check her greasetrap because I left some there for her last night.
by vitanuova May 27, 2004
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Greasy Norman

The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.
John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.
by Ry Dawg June 17, 2006
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latest and greatest

a term usually used in a derogatory manner to describe brand new things, and how sought after and fawned over they are by people who often already have perfectly good items said new thing would be replacing, usually in an attempt to stay hip or cool, be "first on the block," or keep up with the Joneses.
The Apple fanboys always gotta have the latest and greatest, faithfully in line for new iPads and iPhones, even if their current ones are only a few months old and the new ones aren't that much different.

Hayley, you already have 12 Prada bags, do you really need to chase down the latest and greatest?

Gotta love how these spoiled hipsters use their trust funds on the latest and greatest!
by Kuahmel June 21, 2013
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greasy scrub

Boys who could have potential if they washed their long hair. A greasy scrub has a nice face which is hidden, wears skinny jeans with large hoodies, and attempts to skateboard. They are usually emo-wannabes, that look as if they have butter poured on the top of there heads, leading down to their faces.
Rachele: Ewww, Tyler's such a greasy scrub, just look at that hair.
Sophie:It's like he bathes in butter.
by dooophie. January 20, 2009
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greasefire

the ultimate insult, wishing our opponent or nemesis the most painful death.
Lederer die in a greasefire. A phrase often typed on Full Tilt Poker about owner Howard Lederer who players believe controls the lever!
by Annie Duke November 25, 2009
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Greaser

Guys: someone who dresses in rockabilly/psychobilly clothes, always has a comb in their back pocket, styles their hair in a pompadour or slicked up and back, wears a little bit of tighter pants then anyone else, sometimes wears white or black wife beater, wears leather jackets or jean jackets, black converse, cigarette held behind ear, styles their hair in petroleum jelly or pomade

Girls: Styles their hair in a pompadour sometimes which is let down or tied the rest back in a pony tail, sometimes short bangs that curl like sausages (haha), polka dots, high heels, tight pants, colourful fashion shirts, comb in back pocket or purse, cigarette behind ear, converse, styles their with pomade and hair spray, a lot of jewelry, red lipstick, etc.
The outsiders,Grease I, Grease II, Cry Baby...... (there are still some greasers around besides from the 1930-1960s. be a fucking greaser bitches)
by Nekro Jackie November 8, 2005
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