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Jenga Glasses

A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”

“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
by WIIBEE January 2, 2020
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high-glass

When a meth smoker joins a smoke session and is offered a dirty pipe or bong and refuses to smoke out of it until cleaned because they are too good for it.
What you think your to high-glass to smoke out the same pipe!
by Pdiablo87 January 10, 2020
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Ground Glass

The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.
Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.
by Read and Write February 4, 2020
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leorios._glasses

tiktok user, leorios._glasses!!!! they are epic
did you see leorios._glasses' tiktok? they are such a simp for leorio
by @twotruckshavingsex June 14, 2021
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sad_glass

Hey did you hear about @sad_glass?
Yeah,he fucked my mom.
by Sebbs July 23, 2021
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Emmet Glascott

Emmet Glascott is a music producer and song-writer from Waterford, Ireland. Known for collaboration with Grammy award winning drummer Dylan Wissing & DJ/Record producer Ironik. Emmets music have been used in sold out cinemas. Emmet may also be known for his amazing marketing attempts such as entering the Love Island villa as a late bombshell contestant which almost nearly happened.
That’s an Emmet Glascott way of marketing
by JamesW90 November 22, 2021
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Sassy glassy

The art of receiving a mouth full of oral stimulation from someone who talks back, usually near a window or any glass surface.
This glassy is sassy! Sassy glassy oh yeah!
by Bergalicious August 13, 2022
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