gigatoni

Food served to the band when playing a wedding or at a cheap bar/restaurant;
food from the entertainment menu.
Generally the cheapest entree or sub-entree.

Q: Hey do we get fed on this gig?
A: Yes, gigatoni and all the tap water you want.

by jazzyjazzjamms June 24, 2018

gigapenis

A penis that's so huge no one can miss it.

"Do you see Lewis over there?"
"Uh, duh, ofcourse, can't miss him and his gigapenis."

by Mudabune July 7, 2018

gigamorton

Measure of salt of an individual, per 1,000,000,000 Units of Salt (Morton). At these levels the body is completely salt.
See Also Mortons, KiloMorton, MegaMorton

He got kicked off his team after breaking his RGB keyboard over some sort of Battle Royale, these levels measure in the GigaMortons!

by NightWolf August 26, 2018

Giggling squid

When a man urinates inside a sexual partners anus and tickles them so it shoots out like a squids ink.

Paul: I just got back from the laundromat, my sheets were diabolical after Brent turned me into a giggling squid

by Paulfromthestory October 20, 2018

Giggity her smougin

The process of having sexual intercourse while being unconsciously high with your Older sisters friends... bird might appearing to do this

Me and brother were trying to double team my moms hot daughters but Nate wanted to clock block while I giggity her smougin

by Bro just giggity her smougin March 11, 2019

Gigsnut

The involuntary expulsion of a tiny pearl of snot when laughing suddenly.

gigglexsnot

“Oh no! You made me laugh and I gigsnutted.”

by BigSaggyGas August 14, 2019

Gigu

One of those instagram girls that complain about being single and no liking her but when someone likes her she plays them. She used to bestfriends with thots and u can usually find her hanging out with basic latina girls or skittle haired black girls or thots. She is funny asf tho but she cant spell for dog poop but she can dance her ass off tho.

"Man she's funny her name must be Gigu!" "Damn man i liked her but i was getting played the whole time i knew she didnt like me which is why i said no but she's pretty asf" "She can dance call her a gigu"

by Yobootyeaterguy October 3, 2019