gigatoni

Food served to the band when playing a wedding or at a cheap bar/restaurant;
food from the entertainment menu.
Generally the cheapest entree or sub-entree.

Q: Hey do we get fed on this gig?
A: Yes, gigatoni and all the tap water you want.

by jazzyjazzjamms June 24, 2018

Gigaton Hammer

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything

Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …

by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022

gigatonic

A form of measurement used by mostly “youngsters” or “millennials” to show how large something is when all other words have failed in expressing how big said object or action is.

Person 1: Yo man! Last night she gave me the gigatonic succ it was so extreme!!!

Person 2: That succ had to be quite the deal if you had to use “gigatonic” to describe it.

by Kelpflakes October 29, 2017

gigaton

a unit of explosive force equal to one billion (109) tons of trinitrotoluene (TNT) or a unit of weight for a really fat person.

damn that girls badonka donk weighs at least 10 gigatons!

by dollsofvalley June 13, 2014

gigatonblast

Word used to describe nice dinosaurs on online communities.

-Who was that?
-Oh, that was just Gig.

by dorito May 1, 2005

Ginatonic

Similar to "catatonic". This state of being is induced by drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, and becoming non-responsive to any external stimulus. Usually occurs during special events such as dollar draft, half price pitchers, or a general goal of complete intoxication for a single night.

Named after the popular drink "gin n' tonic"

May last between 30 minutes and 18 hours.
If this state lasts for longer than 18 hours, call your friend a doctor...or maybe an ambulance.

Guy 1: "Hey man, check if Colin's OK, he's been laying there for a long time"

Guy 2: *feels pulse, slaps in face, teabags...shoves carrot up rectum*
"Nah man, he never lets me stick a carrot in his ass, he's totally ginatonic. Done for the night"

by ChesterTheMolester123 March 31, 2010

gigatronic

Something of that's of HUGE proportion

Brad's ability to miss a hint is gigatronic

by Horizzon/Sebastian November 21, 2018