Flamebook

To publicly diss or humiliate an ex boyfriend / Girlfriend or Mate, via your Facebook page. This ensures that all of your common friends know what a pillock they have been and can join in on the fun.

I just got online and flamebooked the ex via my status update

by lisa barrett January 17, 2009

Farmer Hands

Real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. Very nice on the penis.

"Touch mah dick with them farmer hands!!"

by QueerBait6969420 January 3, 2017

cat farmer

A label in the airline hospitality industry, referring to female flight attendants who are older and considered past their youthful prime of beauty. Usually they have decades of service with their airline. This is mostly an American industry term, as foreign airlines usually limit stewardesses to a top age of 26.

Janis was trying to work the flight to Chicago, but she was trumped by that cat farmer Eileen, who has twenty years of service with the company.

by GilbertoV March 26, 2007

Flame On

The two words uttered before gay sex.

Wallace: Are you ready to scramble my eggs? and by that i mean gay sex.
Dean: Flame On!!

by Iamgaydean November 30, 2010

Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!

by Russell May 13, 2005

polish donut farmer

A really stupid person. This term is taken from a story of Polish farmers who planted cheerios in the ground expecting to later harvest donuts.

That guy just put a bottle rocket in his ass and lit it. He's a real polish donut farmer

by Stu Manito August 20, 2006

frameratey

Having a low frame rate, as in high-end video games on hardware that barely supports them.

Oblivion is really frameratey on my 2.60 GHz computer.

by BANZ111 July 25, 2010