free peeing

Free peeing is the act of urinating without controlling the direction of the urine flow.

Can you believe that guy just whipped his junk out and started peeing? He wasn't even holding it! He was totally free peeing!

by Rabbels October 20, 2010

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free show friendship

When two guys plan out an instance in which one hides in the closet while the other has sex with a woman. Likely to be, but not limited to, with a girl who is a slut and/or of low value. Many times, high levels of intoxication will be involved. Truly an act of great friendship.

Person 1: Did you hear? Jack and Matt planned a free show friendship at Meg's party.
Person 2: REALLY!?! That's so awesome. They are such boys.

by MLynchum March 15, 2011

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Free Dicking

When someone does not wear any underwear under their pants.

The man likes to go Free Dicking.

by Travis55 December 14, 2011

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FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon they'll leave me alone

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I friggen' HATE IT when people
look at me the wrong way

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪

England, Spain & France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When I go over there
I gotta make sure
I'm gonna walk bold

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US of A ♫

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray !

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK...

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ! ♫

ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA,
PINK PAJAMA

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
RUDE MADONNA,
IN NEVADA...

LOUISIANA,
MARIJUANA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫

♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
Come on ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
Everybody now ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US OF A ♪
I said ♪ "FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA" ♫

(breakdown)

FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA !

by Kongamuse May 7, 2013

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free pizza jesus

When they hold a prayer event at your school and they give free pizza if you sit through it.

Person 1.) Aw man I have to deal with the free pizza jesus people today!
Person 2.) Well at least we get some quality pizza.
Person 1.) But they are so fucking annoying!

by Free Pizza JESUS CHRIST ADASDA March 22, 2017

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