Flat

What ur GF is

Bruh, my girl is Flat

by Saucetoe June 17, 2020

Flaatter

Overencompassing name for the company of FlaatterCo, a tasty bit of booze for all the liver-killers out there. Also is the parent of the offshoot cult, the TenancyAgreement. Google it

Tom: have you heard about the new FlaatterCo Celestial Cossacks brew?
Jacob: It's scintilatingly sweet

by Jboob285 September 19, 2020

flat g

not a nice place to live, really dirty sink and there is always salt in your tea

his new place is such a flat G

by donniedarkofan69sex November 2, 2020

flat

luiza

luiza is flat

by bigboy231 October 7, 2020

flat as a line

The flattest line you’ll ever meet. Really socially awkward but also not at all it’s really weird. Super nice and will stuck with you for 10 years. What she doesn’t have in butt, she makes up for in personality

“Have you seen flat as a line today?”
“Yeah she’s so flat”
“But her face makes up for it”

by Hamitha December 6, 2020

flathtard

Super smart and cool guy

That guy over there is such a flathtard

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Flatbread

A kind of roast that is requested by the roastee, as a sort of punishment for doing something they REALLY shouldn't have done

Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, *tak*... That's so disgusting, you're so disgusting. Only a sick depraved person like you would want that.
Person 1: Fucking owie

by a schizophrenic teenager December 17, 2020