Fly in a Spiderweb

To chew a piece of gum for a long time to the point that it becomes tasteless and then eating a tick tack to add more flavor the piece of gum. The gum surrounds the tick tack in a way similar to a fly being trapped in a web.
John: Dammit this is my last piece of gum and it tastes like tofu now.
Dashawn: I got this tick tack, fly in a spiderweb that shit.
by CDRIZZLE April 17, 2013
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having a fly

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals
im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!
by dwright935 May 27, 2009
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Fly in The Appointment

When two or more successive tinder hookups accidentally overlap, thus ruining the following encounter.
The fly in the appointment was slowpoke Stacy. Jessica arrived literally as Stacy was leaving. Both flipped out and left, round two will have to be a selfie.
by Michael Skopic August 15, 2020
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Finch-Fly

When a baseball is hits a ball deep into the outfield appearing to be a home run but ultimately is caught for an out by the opposing teams defense.
" oh shit Pablo just hit a.... Oh it was just a Finch-Fly."
by Slamdiesel December 11, 2014
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Flying Joint

When there is a lit joint in a group of three people or more and no one else can take a hit and the joint is left out in the air for anyone else to claim
I will take it if it’s a flying joint.
by $Margaret_Thatcher69420$ July 20, 2021
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fly of despair

Life in a nutshell. The deep, seemingly endless vortex of horror that the Flying Dutchman threw Squidward in for his whining. A reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Shanghaied"
Dude, my life is so depressing, it's like the fly of despair.
by UrbanDUser06 November 17, 2018
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Flying Balloon

A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.
She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.
by MainGun April 22, 2019
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