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Fart wax

Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.
The fart wax lingered in the air long after he farted in the shower.
by Gassy Girl April 24, 2018
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Wushu farting

A type of Chinese martial arts farting that requires highly athletic virtuosity and a keen dramatic flair.
When I was in the seventh grade, my father and my grandma taught me and my friends Wushu farting, a potentially dangerous art form reminiscent of the classic film, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,” something that’s been passed down through many generations in my family!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021
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Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.
i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart
by Dumpology August 13, 2010
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beer farts

the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart
jason: Man, i just killed a rose bush with that beer fart!
by z man March 10, 2005
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Hunger Fart

When one develops bloating and the discharge of gas, due to the movements of the intestines due to hunger.
by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011
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fart trail

Following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.
Tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his ass in another room, but he didn't wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. He came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.
by socialvirus June 29, 2006
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heart fart

When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.
Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.
by Kevo Crafto January 22, 2007
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