face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)

Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!

by lil_circe May 5, 2008

Face-cull

Removal of someone from a Facebook friend list, often if the person isn't a real-life or close 'friend'.

'That bitch, she Face-culled me!'

'I don't know half of the people on my friends list, I'm gonna have a mass Face-cull'

by rit locus August 26, 2009

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009

Face Chunking

Face Chunking is the act of throwing up in the face of someone you are getting intimate with.

I was Face Chunking this hoe who didn't give me no loving.

by MC Gooch July 6, 2010

Face drape

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.

Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty

by WSIX January 17, 2011

FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.

Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.

by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011

face like the devil's ass

This expression describes someone who is very upset or agitated, but in America it might be taken to mean someone who is just plain fucking ugly as well.

He: "What's your problem this morning? You have a face like the devil's ass today."

She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."

by Captain Manic 59 March 15, 2011