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Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018
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FORESKIN WARRIOR

An emotionally distraught guy that is upset he wasnt circumcised, so now takes his frustrations out TOKEN full power lifts. Taking multiple attempts to break the 308 ATWR Deadlift with no success.
Hey Steve look at foreskin warrior he couldn't even break the atwr.
by TOTAL KILLER July 3, 2018
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force blow

The act of receiving a blow job against ones will. This can happen when the recipient a.k.a the blowee is very intoxicated and unable to escape the mouth of the blower. See porched
Did you see that force blow? Bob was too drunk to escape that nasty girl!
by SichuanGourmet October 2, 2018
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forced acquaintance

A person whose company you don't particularly enjoy or like, but circumstances force you to interact or spend time with him or her.
Josh isn't my friend, he's a forced acquaintance.
by EdgyHipster69 March 2, 2019
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Forcedsympothyism

When someone makes you feel bad for them by saying lies so that you comfort them.
Person 1: I'm so ugly!
Person 2: No you're not you're way less ugly than me! You're not ugly!
Person 3: Stop talking to them they're just using forcedsympothyism!
by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019
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Foreskin Tube

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019
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foreskin lick

when ur man is uncut and u like to clean the dick cheese out of his cock folds with your tongue
John: "hey babe my dick feels itchy... wanna give me a foreskin lick?"
by get_it July 29, 2019
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