One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011
Get the fart wizardmug. A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.
I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.
Ex. She just had a Man Fart.
I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.
Ex. She just had a Man Fart.
by Urban2016 July 24, 2015
Get the man fartmug. Holly walked into the office and said, "Wow - all these french fries and breakfast burritos make it really smell like a potato fart in here."
by jef-fro November 9, 2017
Get the potato fartmug. the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart
by z man March 10, 2005
Get the beer fartsmug. When one develops bloating and the discharge of gas, due to the movements of the intestines due to hunger.
by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011
Get the Hunger Fartmug. Following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.
Tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his ass in another room, but he didn't wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. He came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.
by socialvirus June 29, 2006
Get the fart trailmug. When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.
Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.
by Kevo Crafto January 22, 2007
Get the heart fartmug.