ey young

The famous words invented by the all little and pasty, Mickey.

"So what's going on Micke---"
"EY YOUNG!!!"

by Steven Wilson July 30, 2004

Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals

Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.

by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010

Horse Eyes

Girl with overly spread out eyes

Man that girl is like a 9 or a 10 man she more like a 4 or 5 with them horse eyes

by Snobglass October 8, 2016

Eye Dessert

Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.

You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."

Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."

by Vovalicious October 15, 2012

Ghost eyes

A webcomic about a 15 year old bisexual kid who is possessed by a demon eater. Go read it now.

“What’s your favorite webcomic?”

“Ghost eyes by mr circus papa.”

by Nytheriizz January 27, 2023

Demon eye

Demon eye or "the demon eye" is a way to describe the condition of having a burst blood vessel in ones eye. Common side effect of puking your brains out from alcohol. Normally takes some time to go away.

Holy shit derek you threw up so much you got "the demon eye."

Derek's eye was all red but not like got high at lunch red, he had "the demon eye."

by MarkezTheMack July 11, 2017

eye-jam

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.

Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.

by boodism April 11, 2011