Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.
“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
by perfect asphalt June 8, 2025
Get the Evanismmug. The most funniest and autistic boys you'll ever meet. Can be ignorant at times and make you feel like you want to rip out his nervous system and shove it through his ear canal but can also be considerate. He's obsessed with batman, yakuza, red dead redemption and yet he swears still that he isn't gay smh
by -KB May 15, 2022
Get the Evanmug. A groovy dude who is incredibly dashing and handsome and talented and sexy and smart and kind. Yet also still incredibly humble.
by yeetrskeetr February 4, 2021
Get the Evan Atkinsmug. "You Evan" . 1. You could use this in the instance of becoming offence in an argument 2. To describe Evans 3. A scoundrel
by EggPerson101 March 1, 2022
Get the Evanmug. 
A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx
by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019
Get the Tom evansmug.