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Jirre but he’s one moer of an oak hey.

His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.

This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons
Yasis bru, check this oak Ethan

His fucken arms are the size of my le-

oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES
ETHAN IS THE COOLEST PERSON KNOWN TO PLANET EARTH. WAIT NO. PLANET EARTH AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.

He’s kind and humble (although he does say funny words like “zucchini” and “sidewalk”). His music taste is Kira approved (very good) and he is also pretty good at the guitar :)
Person 1: hey you see that cool guy over there?
Person 2 : yeah he’s definitely an Ethan
Ethan by Hellooooo :) :) April 15, 2021
Ethan is nice definitely friken cute and likes to leave his gf for the shower and he's perfect and knows how to make his girl happy he puts up with so much shit if he loves you if you get him keep him he's fucking amazing don't let him go he is the best person you'll ever meet and he will love you unconditionally 🥰❤️🥰🥰
Ethan is perfect
Ethan by Ethansgf April 19, 2021
monster cock
it looks like Ethan's
ethan by truth teler April 21, 2021
Ethan is a tall very weak man who gets beaten in races by his just above 5ft girlfriend.
Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan
Ethan is the most attractive, loyal, handsome, and caring guy you will ever meet.If you have an ethan in your life your very lucky. If he's your keep ahold of him because he's going to treat you like a queen/king.He will do anything for you and I mean anything.
Ethan is the most amazing thing that's ever happened to me.
Ethan by Itzzemmers May 3, 2021