ETHAN IS THE COOLEST PERSON KNOWN TO PLANET EARTH. WAIT NO. PLANET EARTH AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.
He’s kind and humble (although he does say funny words like “zucchini” and “sidewalk”). His music taste is Kira approved (very good) and he is also pretty good at the guitar :)
Person 1: hey you see that cool guy over there?
Person 2 : yeah he’s definitely an Ethan
Ethan is nice definitely friken cute and likes to leave his gf for the shower and he's perfect and knows how to make his girl happy he puts up with so much shit if he loves you if you get him keep him he's fucking amazingdon't let him go he is the best person you'll ever meet and he will love you unconditionally 🥰❤️🥰🥰
Ethan is a tall very weak man who getsbeaten in races by his just above 5ft girlfriend.
Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan
Ethan is the most attractive, loyal, handsome, and caring guy you will ever meet.If you have an ethan in your life your very lucky. If he's your keep ahold of him because he's going to treat you like a queen/king.He will do anything for you and I mean anything.