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English Class

The calss where you sit in the computer lab doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!Also a time to eat and go on Facebook and try to find new ways of getting onto msn and other sites like that since they blocked ebuddy etc....
Jenna says(in a text)- "I am so bored.."
Lauren replies (in a text)- "oh you have an English class then?"
Jenna replies "Yupp and the teacher won't let me work on a computer because Ren and I were talking too much...and because I am not in dress code ;P"
Lauren replies- "oh jenna you are so hard core"
by Clana_Luver January 16, 2009
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England vs America

Hey, you guys were the one who came along and fucked up our language, get ur own. Its football not soccer coz in case u havent already realised, you use your feet, i dont want to start on the whole crips, chips, french fries thing but get this into ur heads, WE ARE RIGHT. Hollywood has totally messsed u up with endless reality shows and movies about troubled teens or a group of kids who work together to save the world. Ive seen 70 versions of those films, try something new. Dont even get me started on weight coz half of you are ompalompas and half of you are anorexic twigs. Shakespeare and charles dickens were english and some of the best writters of all time. But ill give u some credit for james patterson
by London Baby December 27, 2011
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English

1. A bastard tongue which mixes a little bit of everything into one language creating one of the most confusing bits of chaos ever concieved by man.

2. Someone from across the pond who gets their kicks by beating up the Irish.
. . . look around you (assuming you live in an English speaking nation).
by R.Matthews December 5, 2004
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English Tophat

The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.
Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.
by Brent Wilson February 21, 2006
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Speak English

Speak English ! The word being defined best in this scene from movie The Avengers
IM : steer control can reverse the pillary long enough to disengage maglav and ....
CA : Speak ENGLISH
IM : See that red lever. It will slow the rotors down. Stand by it. Wait for my word
by Abiral July 16, 2018
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english muffin

A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.
T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!
by T-Head May 21, 2008
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Englitch

Englitch is a word to describe a phrase or sentence that in grammar, makes no sense, but for some reason, everyone who reads it knows what it's supposed to mean.
For example, a well known "Englitch" is this one between two people: First person: "I love you!" Second person: "Me too!"
by Jon Catterbury July 13, 2016
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