douche hole

A person who is equal parts douchebag and asshole. Usually reserved for the males species but not always.

Matt: I'm watching the game and having a brewskie, come over?
Ryan: Sorry man, I got a roller blading competition in an hour.
Matt: Ice skating after that? When did you become such a fucking douche hole?

by Mo Nuts May 11, 2007

Douchebag

a willfully ignorant person considered to be a waste of sperm thus polluting the environment from their idiot infection.

any irritating, mis-matching information giving individual who is careless and reckless in societal settings.

any given person suffering from shithead syndrome, dickhead disease, moron malignancy, terminal temper, two-faced tremors or any maliciously intended "cognitive blooper".

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"So dude/chick told me this and then later changed her story claiming another"

"What a douchebag."
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"Dick/Bitch almost hit me on the bike with their truck/car/van."

"What a douchebag."

by Douchebag Annihilator January 2, 2010

Douche Bag

Is a person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.

What a stupid Douche Bag, he has no clue what he is talking about

by Pabstman June 18, 2005

douchebag

The name of the guy dating the girl of your dreams.

Can you believe Laura is seeing that guy?!! What a douchebag.

by christopher5000 May 2, 2007

douche fuck

1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.

Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!

by Bonus April 19, 2005

Douche Bag Cunt

1)A Bitchy Vagina Cleaner
2)good word to use when your shitfaced

Shutup, you fucking douche bag cunt

by Toadz August 27, 2006

douche-rocket

One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.

d00d, she's a total douche-rocket.

by idgaflol December 5, 2007