When I invite a lady into my bedroom while listening to Heart- These dreams. I make sure she lays down on my chest to get a sweet peak at my dream catchers.
by Rsn one May 15, 2018
Get the Dream catchersmug. (noun)
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
Get the Dream Jokemug. by The choco master May 20, 2021
Get the Hopes and dreamsmug. (n.) - email letters and messages that appear in your dreams at night while sleeping, only to disappear into thin air upon waking
"Wow, last night I had a dream that I was emailing back and forth with Bill Gates, and he was replying to me, I couldn't believe it. And then I woke up and realized it was all just dream-mail."
-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009
Get the dream-mailmug. Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.
It can be found in block or grated forms.
It can be found in block or grated forms.
...as Charlie ordered his spud he added "excuse me sir, can you give me a double portion of the dream generator please"
by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006
Get the dream generatormug. A dream where you control what you do and it’s very vivid. Some kids think of juice wrld when they hear this word.
by jac18473 May 7, 2020
Get the Lucid Dreamsmug. "I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that I gave you!" "It's to the point where I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you, oh!" "Easier said then done, I thought you where the one listening to my heart instead of my head." "You found another one, buy I am the better one, I won't let you forget me!" "You left me falling and landing inside my grave, I know you want me dead." "I know it's all in my head!" "I have these Lucid Dreams where I can't move a thing, thinking of you in my bed!" "You were my everything thoughts of a wedding ring, now I'm better off dead." " I do it over again, I didn't want it to end, I watch it blow away in the wind, I should have listened to my friends!" "I was tangled up in your drastic ways, who knew evil girls had the prettiest face!" "I gave you my heart and you made my heart break!" "You made my heart break, you made my heart ache!" "You made my heart break, you made my ache!" "You made my heart break again!" "I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that I gave you." "It's to the point where I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you, oh!" "Easier said then done, I thought you were the one listening into my heart instead of my head!" "You found another one, but I am the better one, and I won't let you forget me!" In loving memory of Jarad Higgins. (Juice Wrld) You will be remembered and loved forever for who you were!
Lucid Dreams is a good song. Juice Wrld should ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED!!!
Quote: "I hope everybody is having a good day, umm hope everybody accomplished something significant." "Even if you didn't accomplish anything significant don't be discouraged, just aim to the accomplishment of something significant tomorrow and the next day and so on." Umm, if anybody is going through anything I hope and I pray that they get through it and just know that you do have the strength to get through what ever your going through, no matter what it is!"
Quote: "I hope everybody is having a good day, umm hope everybody accomplished something significant." "Even if you didn't accomplish anything significant don't be discouraged, just aim to the accomplishment of something significant tomorrow and the next day and so on." Umm, if anybody is going through anything I hope and I pray that they get through it and just know that you do have the strength to get through what ever your going through, no matter what it is!"
by Someone Random Who Eats Pickle March 15, 2022
Get the Lucid Dreamsmug.