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dead pillow

A girl who doesn't move while having sex and let her partner do all the job.
1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.

2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.

3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.
by fvck09 February 6, 2009
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Dead PV

A writer from Waipahu that reps Patriotic Vandals(PV)
Why do I see alot of Dead PV tags around school??
by the writer himself March 1, 2009
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Deadbooker

A person who has become tired of being sucked into the world of facebook and has decided to deactivate the facebook account they hold.
i have stopped being a facebooker and become a deadbooker.
by nightstarjay December 3, 2010
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Dead Seastar

Sexual position when someone is so tired that they just lie on their back with their arms and legs spread wide and wait for their partner to go to work.
Last night when I went to bed with my partner, I was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty.
by yosita March 25, 2011
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Dead Tooth Theory

In a competition, there are two clear favorites and then some other garbage. One of the favorites has to take a loss. When this happens, the other competitors cannot be moved ahead of the loser simply because of the loss. See example for correct application of said theory.
Per Colin Cowherd:
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.
by THE_HERD November 4, 2011
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Dead Boner

A playful insult (usually in 'Roseanne' style families) used when playing, teasing, and talking one into something.

Similar to when Shawn Spencer on 'Psych' says, "Gus, don't be a ..."
"Hey broski, lets go to a party tonight!"
"Nah, I wanna go to bed by 8pm."
"Oh, don't be a dead boner..!"
by Brianna Kinney December 18, 2012
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Dead Buns

When you're super serious about doing something or just super serious in general.
"Omg when I see that girl in school, I will pull her weave off, dead buns"
"I am dead buns about posting that picture of you"
by NeonRoses84 September 13, 2014
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