Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality

"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"

by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016

digital wake

The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.

Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.

by Confuseus April 22, 2016

Digital-hoarder

Collecting digital media for the sake of collecting it, not watching and/or listening to it. Accumulating titles that you have no interest in, no intent of using for entertainment and no desire to do anything with except just possessing it.

I downloaded the complete discography of Michael Buble because I'm a digital-hoarder.

by Evanwins May 1, 2016

digital worker

A worker who uses any manner of modern technology to be more productive and efficient.

Today's digital worker is connected to information and resources in a way that was inconceivable even 10 years ago.

by Buckster1001 September 21, 2016

Digital orgasm

That intense, all-consuming, eruptive feeling you get when you haven't met a person in real-life, only online (totally randomly or through mutual offline friends), but looking at their photos gives you an orgasmic sensation and sends shivers down your spine.

Know the one? ;-)

Well, that's "digital orgasm" for ya!

It tends to exponentially intensify the likelier it is that you will actually get to meet this person in real-life and experience a real-life orgasm with him or her.

So, no - it's not reserved exclusively to your online celebrity crushes. ;-)

While looking at someone's Facebook or Instagram photos, thinking: "WoW, I think I just had a digital orgasm!"

by multikulturana May 13, 2016

digitoromantic

Romantically attracted to toes (digitorum)

"Since Noah came out as digitoromantic, he got together with Tiffany's left big toe"

by lxuisvoeux November 14, 2016

Dignity

Taking a dump on the desk of a colleague. Massive release of dignity.

"Lars just took a dump on Tommy's desk."

"Man, thats massive dignity."

by Ctrl300 February 28, 2017