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flying dragon

the act of jumping at your partner and landing it in their vagina
JJ: "I tried to do a flying dragon, but missed cause my dick is small
by Adar rojelio February 24, 2011
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

A site that consists of pathetic, immature, childish, attention-wanting losers so desperate to express their illogical, exaggerated opinions. Their aim is to make the viewer and internet surfer laugh in hopes of achieving some significance to the people by making crude, retarded, and ignorant articles, yet in a pathetic way, they're articles actually amuse some. Every article has stupid opinions, false facts, and their own references in defining who or what they choose to criticize, lampoon, and ridicule. Funny thing is, all of these hurtful things are actually true about themselves. Fueled by their stupid motto "In Lulz We Trust", the members of this ridiculous site are empowered by the anonymity that they must attack whatever they find funny, interesting, or news worthy.
Encyclopedia Dramatica-In Lulz We Trust
by XxXxXxXxXMikeXxXxXxXxX April 21, 2012
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draft beer fart

A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.

The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.

After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.

Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
by Jrubadub August 23, 2010
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Ganondorf Dragmire

Ganondorf is the lone Gerudo every century who kidnaps Princess Zelda in nearly every "Legend of Zelda" Game. He is usually categorized as a megalomaniac or a pensive man with a troubled heart....many go as far to say that is the reason he kidnaps Zelda. He is a very tall and muscular man (very handsome in my opinion also)with red-orange hair, dark skin, and golden eyes. He also is in control of the Triforce of Power and uses it to its full extent. While he is a handsome man on the outside, he is a pig like monster on the inside, known as Ganon. His pig like attitude can be seen in the ways as rumored he has plenty of affairs with the Gerudo women and possibly has even assaulted Zelda.

On the other side however, he is very thoughtful and has an elaborate vocabulary.

His main enemy is Link, who also kills him every century with the Master Sword.
Link impaled Ganondorf Dragmire with the Master Sword and sealed him away in the sacred realm forever.
by Artisan! September 6, 2007
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Draculina

When you have sex with a chick on her period, and she cleans up the blood on your dick with her mouth.
Me: "Hey baby, let me go get a towel to wipe this blood off of my junk."

Girl I just pounded while on her period: "Don't bother, babe. I got it." Glug Glug Glug

Me: "Oh damn I wasn't expecting to get a Draculina, I got to call up my friend and tell him."
by Lorethe2nd March 18, 2014
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Green Dragon

An Alcoholic/Canibanoic drink made from soaking weed in an alcoholic beverage.

Desired affects increase with increased curing time and using a beverage high in poly-unsaturated fats and alcohol. The high poly-unsaturated fat count allowing for more THC to dissolve into the drink...use Malt Liquor, guys.

The leftover marijuana can be used for making hashish.
Green Dragon will fuck your shit up and it's handy!
by BeAverHed May 29, 2005
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

The venereal disease of the Internet. ED is what happens when freedom and electricity meets utter stupidity. ED is frequented and Admined by individuals that if you met them in the real world you would call the Police on them. It is a danger to oneself and to ones computer to even go to the ED website as stupidity and nerdish syphylis is likely to come out and get on you and you computer. ED is the worst of the worst that the internet has to offer. It has no redeeming value of any kind and one can only look forward to the day that all involved with ED will have their computers shoved up their asses.
Encyclopedia Dramatica: chlamydia People with normal sized penises and that have money and self-respect are gay nigger jews...
by Slim Yukman October 1, 2012
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