Twat Donkey

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand

Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!

by DutDut79 May 1, 2019

Going Donkey

Based on Donkey the donkey from Shrek. This phrase refers to one some one, usually a character from an RPG game, has sex with a dragon

Camron the lawful: you have to promise me you not going to be Going Donkey on the next dragon
Brock the bard: I can only promise to try
Camron: *sigh*

by Nick Seren April 19, 2020

milk donkey

When a girl milks her nipples while lactating. into their partners butthole

Last night, Jennifer did the milk donkey on me and now I can't stop squirting milk out of my ass

by Peyton mark taylor December 26, 2017

Nodding donkeys

A member of the parliament front bench who repeatedly nodding in agreement with what is said by his own party.

The prime minister said something to the delight of the front bench they nodded in agreement the bloody nodding donkeys

by DOUBLE 6 April 12, 2019

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

donkey fry

A foul tasting French fry that tastes the way a donkey exhibit at the zoo smells

When I was eating at Wendy's, I hate to spit out the donkey fry.

by JulieStevens November 30, 2013

Donkey-bombs

Extremely hot and putrid smelling farts. The kind that can fill a room and feel like you’ve stepped into a steaming fog that surrounds your body and fills your lungs. The kind of fart that stanks so bad that you think it might get stuck on your clothes or skin.

“Oh man, I’ve been dropping donkey-bombs all day. Must be all those eggs and that kombucha I had this morning.”

“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”

by Bird Diapers March 31, 2022