Donkey Chalk

Donkey chalk occurs when you don't immediately clean ejaculent from you and/or your lovers skin after anal, and it dries and/or crusts on your asshole.

Damnit Johnathan, you gave me donkey chalk!

by Big Brown boy April 23, 2019

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Donkey Balls

The testicles of the animal Equus asinus, oft referred to as a donkey or ass.
Commonly used in expression of disdain or rage.

Todd: Aw, crap! I forgot the drinks!
Chad: Donkey balls! Now what will we do?

by meatl0rd May 28, 2020

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Donkey Doo Doo

A more family-friendly version of saying the word Bullshit, so your parents won't get mad at you for saying swears.

Mom: I won't buy this game for you, it's too violent.
Kid: This is a load of Donkey Doo Doo.

by Babybitchboy12 February 27, 2021

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Donkey Juice

50% Robitussin Maximum Strength DM cough syrup, 50% Baileys Irish Cream, Season to taste with Ketamine

"Anything
anything would be better than this agony of mind
this creeping pain
that gnaws and fumbles and caresses one and never hurts quite enough
this donkey juice is messin with my balls"

by izzyfU(kinsucks January 27, 2022

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donkey rofl

the act of breaking out in raucous laughter while performing doggy-style sex on another person.

Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.

by wtfchat December 10, 2008

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