Someone among the ages of 8-15 who desperately wants attention. In a sad attempt to get attention, they claim they have various mental illnesses, one of them being depression. They have a Bart Simpsons profile picture with broken heart emojis around the head of Bart. They listen to depressed type music. All they want is attention, the best way to defeat these people is to ignore them. A fake depressed person will draw on their arms or scratch is vigorously to act like they cut themselves. They may even use makeup, if they're good at it. Once they made their fake cuts they roll their sleeves up or give their arms with the fake cuts as much exposure as possible so people will notice. Like I said. They want attention. They probably have a gacha profile picture as well. I genuinely hope these people get bullied so they get REAL depression.
Fake Depressed Person: "Everybody hates me.. nobody likes me.. I want to die lol"
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."
by jasmineoliviayale October 29, 2020
A time when Urban Dictionary's members and their "Word of The Day" gets more thumbs down than thumbs up.
Joe: Man, what's up with these words, they're getting more thumb downs than thumbs up
Jo: It's the "Great Urban Depression", no one has any good words or phrases
Jo: It's the "Great Urban Depression", no one has any good words or phrases
by TheBaddestQ October 21, 2009
Sophomore year depression is a mental illness characterized by intense feelings of sadness and hopelessness in your sophomore year of high school. Depression follows you like a creepy ex on Instagram throughout high school, but the most intense periods of this disease come in your sophomore year due to unfamiliarity with these new feelings.
This disease is commonly caused by random things you did in your freshman year and most likely the summer of. By this point, you have probably gotten in to the world of high school dating and maybe even got in to a relationship and somwhere along the way got your heart broken. You also probably dealt with getting used to high school, which took a toll on your mental health.
If you feel Sophomore year depression you should know that, much like spicy food, you don't feel better the more you go through it. All you can do is increase your tolerance to this lingering feeling all throughout high school.
It's statistically proven that the best year to get depression in high school is sophomore year, due to the lack of AP classes, SATs, and college applications. This gives you more time to lie in bed and think about what the fuck you're doing.
This disease is commonly caused by random things you did in your freshman year and most likely the summer of. By this point, you have probably gotten in to the world of high school dating and maybe even got in to a relationship and somwhere along the way got your heart broken. You also probably dealt with getting used to high school, which took a toll on your mental health.
If you feel Sophomore year depression you should know that, much like spicy food, you don't feel better the more you go through it. All you can do is increase your tolerance to this lingering feeling all throughout high school.
It's statistically proven that the best year to get depression in high school is sophomore year, due to the lack of AP classes, SATs, and college applications. This gives you more time to lie in bed and think about what the fuck you're doing.
Sophomore: I've been feeling so down lately, all I wanna do when I get home is get in bed and sleep. I hate high school
Senior: Ah, looks like you got Sophomore year depression.
Senior: Ah, looks like you got Sophomore year depression.
by Jimbla221 March 02, 2021
by A.C. Student December 08, 2013
Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.
by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010
by PEARSZZZ September 17, 2017
A sub genre of the black metal art, where the music plays a very dark, almost depressing atmosphere that gives you the gloomy, sad impression on life, depressing you with the desperate cry of haunted screams, to the slow, suicidal vibe of guitars. Good examples of depressive black metal are Nocturnal Depression, Make A Change...Kill Yourself, Xasthur, and Shining.
by Teeler February 03, 2008