The gooey whitish substance that comes out of your rod (also see "dick") and which you earnestly want to pump into your imaginary girlfriend. Also called "semen" though. Also found on single boys' bedsheets.
by NuclearVictim April 28, 2021
Get the male cum mug.A cum bib is where you are in a missionary position and right before you blow your load you pull out and paint her from her chin down to her belly button. Works best with a large load.
Man its been a week since I got laid you should of seen it last night I gave this random chick a cum bib she will never forget.
by Disco1 February 21, 2008
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Get the cum cougher mug.A person, male or female that so craves the feel and taste of sperm, they will have sex with two men at the same time, one anal or vaginal, the other oral, seeking the maximum amount of sperm from the transaction. Cum pigs love the feeling of degradation they get from being screwed by two men at the same time, often hoping to have the cum sprayed on their bodies, esp. the face.
She took it from both guys last night, at the same time. When the popped on on her face, they realized what a horny cum pig she was.
by Miguel Exilito May 13, 2008
Get the cum pig mug.The act of seeking out an unsuspecting person with the sole purpose of cumming on them without permission.
The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.
The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.
"Yo man, hear what happened to Kathleen the other day? She was sleepin in the library when some guy cum sharked her, it was gnarly."
by Iliketocumonunsuspectingfeet March 28, 2012
Get the Cum shark mug.An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
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