Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

Hot-cross bum

Shooting a rope in a cross formation on someone’s ass.

“Mike gave me a hot-cross bum last night”

by Albatt Ross March 16, 2019

holy cross college

The forgotten child of the tri-campus area in South Bend. Became bankrupt and was swallowed by the giant bloodthirsty Notre Dame. It's okay though cause most students that go there just want to transfer to ND anyway. Only good thing to come out of the college was Rudy Ruettiger.

Domer: So where do you go to school?
Holy Cross Student: I go to Holy Cross College
Domer: The school in Massachusetts?
Holy Cross Student: No. I go to school right across the street from you.
Domer: ...

by All Hail Putin December 12, 2018

nikki cross

the female eugene of professional wrestling. seemingly knows everyone's secrets. a Scottish psychopath.

Sasha: (To Bayley) Look at Finn spazzing out over there.
Bayley: He's giving Nikki Cross a run for her money

by IICONIChaos January 4, 2019

Cross-Locked

When you get cross faded and can't get up.

Hey Jake, James was hella cross-locked last night and couldn't get out of his chair.

by Cody52799 June 12, 2018

Cross the bridge

To lick the choad during oral sex.

Austin: I went out with Jenny Saturday night and ate the pussy.
Keller: Did you cross the bridge?
Austin: You know I did!

by Kellerino July 6, 2018

mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018