cowboy reach around

When you think he's going to grab his saddle but he grabs your balls instead

I though we'were going to take the the horses out and Gary went for a cowboy reach around

by Kleptokleptic June 20, 2017

creampie cowboy

a man who likes to cum in a lot of women.

joe never brings rubbers on a date he is a real creampie cowboy

by nastynikk September 21, 2020

Cowboy tug of war

When 2 men get butt to butt and deposit there nuts in the others anus. Once nuts are deposited in anus clench butthole around the sack like trying to hold in a fart at church. Once that is done proceed to pull away from each till one gives up and there nuts come out of the others anus. The person that has there nuts come out first is the loser.

I can’t believe I won cowboy tug of war last night at the party.

by Iron head May 23, 2024

Cowboy

Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.

The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.

by Solid Mantis December 22, 2019

Cowboy Kiss

This requires two men to be performing the cowboy position on their sexual partners. They also have to be perfectly aligned with each other because when the two men ejaculate simultaneously they kiss, hence Cowboy Kiss.

Joe: WASSSSUPPPPPP!
Chris: Nothing, just chilling out relaxing after a few cowboy kisses with Mateo.
Joe: Dude, you're fucked up....

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 30, 2020

Cowboy Carter

Beyoncés new “country” album that includes the number one song TEXAS HOLD ‘EM. Includes features from country artists like Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson. Not as good as Renaissance but a solid 8/10 album.

Me: Have you listened to Cowboy Carter yet?

Friend: What? Beyoncé sings country now?!?!
Me: I mean she’s the queen B she can do anything…

by Lanadelrey2012 August 7, 2024

cowboy slant

Fuck u

I ate a cowboy slant

by Jumbomunch1 February 14, 2018