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communism

An ideology purported by Karl Marx in the 19th century.
Karl Marx's "utopia" is often misunderstood by today's supporters of socialism.

Karl Marx posited that the workers must overthrow their oppressors, but he goes on to argue that those workers would in turn become the oppressors.

In other words, it's an endless cycle of violence, and that notion is called "Marxist History". The idea that all of human history has been a class struggle is held by many Marxist historians, and Marx himself, and just because some dirty workers overthrow a company doesn't mean utopia will magically occur.
Communism
Tovarisch Ben from the Middle Class: "Hey I'm a Communist"
*go to gulag*
by DatKikero March 29, 2017
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Community College

A higher education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a associate degree and become a college junior and earn a good paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors have real world experience and some have graduated from the most prestigious University's in the states. Some community college's are even better than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.
" A Community College student has two best selling published books, a passport with stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got an education at a Community College."

"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school is working at Star Bucks trying to make ends meet"
by I speak Latin October 16, 2008
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Cummunist

Insult that I made up by putting together communist and cum. Its just an everyday insult and doesnt really mean anything, just fun to joke around with friends
"God your such a cummunist"
by xTheRevolutionx December 17, 2004
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Red Pill Community

This community believes life of harsh knowledge, desperate freedom, and the brutal truths of reality. They understand that actions have specific and undeniable consequences. This group is typically conservatives that base their beliefs off research and logic rather than emotion.
As a female member of the red pill community I understand the undeniable fact that sleeping with multiple partners decreases my attractiveness and value in the eyes of most men.

As a male member of the red pill community, my preference is to not date fat women because I understand the undeniable fact that being fat does not optimize your physical/mental health and indicates that this individual does not prioritize their health.
by idcaye March 23, 2023
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Communist-Nazi

"What? Communism & nazism aren't exactly good things in life. Where's the money?"
-me
by Dave November 30, 2004
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I'm literally a communist

Said by a pro-communist journalist in the UK called Ash Sarkar in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she was a fan of Obama.

Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding her in unison like mindless sheep and denying Holodomor was a genocide (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of that and their mindlessness), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.
Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories: "I'm literally a communist! Just look at my name, I advocate sending people to the Soviet equivalent of concentration camps because I disagree with them!" yelled "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" before he was punched out by a sane person.
by Labour supporters eat dicks January 9, 2019
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Communist

Someone who eats and enjoys zaxbys toast
You like Zaxby's toast? What are you, a communist?
by Cdysln April 24, 2017
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