A heated and emotional tirade committed by someone, usually a public figure of high importance or popularity, where they exhibit odd and unusual behaviors often attributed to drug addiction.
by demomorph May 5, 2024
Get the coke rant mug.When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.
by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021
Get the coke penis mug.When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021
Get the diet coke (cock) mug.Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.
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Get the Coke-butter-magic mug.by AriUnhinged February 16, 2024
Get the pineapple coke mug.Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
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